Architecture Fail:Part1

I had an idea: to compile the weirdest in the world of architecture and put it here!
this apartment for instance:
http://www.contemporist.com/2009/01/30/a-loft-on-the-lachine-canal-by-l-mccomber-architects/
and here's one key picture from it:

wouldn't you fall flat on your face to get up for the crying baby at 2AM? Or if you are very tired and you fall down the stairs, wake the baby, and shit yourself becuase you had to take care of the crying, scared baby instead of going to the pot. Oh dear. That would be funny to see that.
and no hanky-panky on that bed! don't wanna fall on the baby. Wow how could an architect who is "experienced" overlook this!
so this concludes this post.